Friday, November 10, 2006
Don’t Mess Up My Nice Wax Job!
With all the political rants in America these ads could probably never run in our country.
With all the political rants in America these ads could probably never run in our country.
It Always Sucks When This Happens
Classic episode when Peter Griffin from Family Guy locks his keys out of his car.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Killer Klowns From Outerspace Music Video
For "Killer Klowns From Outerspace" Movie Fans
"Killer Klowns" by The Dickies
Those outerspace clowns zap the prissy chick.....
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Bra That Doubles as Grocery Bag
JAPANESE women looking for a place to hold their melons while shopping may soon have an alternative - their bra.
In a bid to discourage the shopaholics from using plastic bags, a lingerie maker has unveiled a bra with cup padding that unfolds to become a handheld shopping bag.
It's the second time Triumph International Japan Ltd - makers of the eco-bra - have tried to woo socially responsible consumers.
Last year it marketed a bra which can be warmed in a microwave to cut indoor heating bills.
The 'Bra Rangers' - named after television characters who morph into superheroes - come with matching underwear bearing the message, 'No more plastic bags!'
And the bra-turned-bag is made of recycled polyester fibre with straps that can be tied onto the bag as ribbons.
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Oh yea women all across America are going to run out and buy this. Please these drooling men must be dreaming. It's ridiculous!
Everybody Could Use a Breakfast Machine
"Well why don't you marry it?"
"Today's secret word is...."
I know you are, but what am I?"
"Connect the Dots! La La La La! Connect the Dots! La La La la!"
"Oh yeah? We'll I'm rubber and you're glue!"
"Mix the dots. La la la la la. Mix the dots! La la la la la!"
"Come here,...closer...closer still"
(Quotes by Pee-Wee Herman)
Pee-Wee in "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" (1985)
Britney Spears is Single
Britney Spearsand Kevin Federline's two-year marriage had gone through ups and downs – but in the last few days before Spears filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences," it appeared to rip at the seams.
"She tried to support him as much as she could, but at the end of the day she realized it wasn't best for her and her children (to stay)," someone close to Spears tells PEOPLE in its upcoming cover story. "She's standing up for herself and making positive changes in her life." (The couple have two sons: Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James who was born on Sept. 12.)
Rumors of a Brit split were rampant: The couple hadn't been photographed together in weeks, and Spears skipped several recent events to promote Federline's album Playing with Fire. Still, the timing took many by surprise.
"As far as I knew they were perfectly fine," says Michael Prescott, a family friend from Kentwood, La., Britney's hometown. "I talked to Miss Lynne (Britney's mother) just the other day and she said Britney and Kevin were going to take a vacation trip together to Hawaii, just get away from everything for a few days."
The announcement "came as a total surprise," says a Federline pal. "We're all in shock. (We're hoping) it might just be that she's feeling a lot of postpartum emotions and this is something that will blow over."
Yet sources who spent time with Federline in New York City the weekend before Spears filed for divorce say it was obvious something was seriously wrong. Both Spears and Federline were in Manhattan, ostensibly for a concert and party for his album, "but they didn't spend any time together," says one source. "Britney stayed at the Regency Hotel, he stayed at the Doubletree. And she didn't come to his record release party at (the nightclub) Stereo."
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Britney Spears goes ice skating in NYC with the biggest kool-aid smile.
What's even worse for K-Fed is he didn't even know it was coming. This video shows him talking positive about his wife the day she sent him a text message detailing the surprise divorce filing.
Man Pays $5 for $50m Pollack Art
Teri Horton bought the paint-splattered canvas at a California junk shop for a joke. But the joke may be on the art world instead.The retired lorry driver paid $5 for the drip painting in 1991, bartering the price down from $7. Now a fingerprint on the painting has raised the possibility that it is in fact a masterpiece by Jackson Pollock, the world’s priciest artist.
If it is accepted as authentic, the picture would be worth $40 million to $50 million (up to £26.2 million). Last month Pollock, who died in a car crash in 1956 aged 44, was reported to have set a world record price of $140 million for No 5, 1948.
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